I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
the grumps fandom is getting their fair share of great pictures tonight
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry
was i just turned on by a camera
OH MY GOD
Oh my FUCK.
Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel.
Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken
I’ve spent the last week obsessing over the MOVI.
Now I just want that chicken.
"Cock is janky, I wanna just like cut it off and sew it onto a sexy robot who is hell bent on giving me pleasure. Lmao."
You know why women often say “nothing’s wrong” when something is definitely bothering them
It’s because men have been belittling, minimizing and mocking our emotions forever
And we are socialized to be as passive and undemanding and selfless as possible, and not to run any risk of bothering or angering a man lest he abandon or hurt us
It’s not passive aggression, it is fear
oh my god